What happens when a horny high school gay boy poses as a cute girl on the internet and tricks a bunch of his classmates into sending him naked pictures of themselves and then uses the pictures to blackmail them into having sex with him?
GQ has all the answers.
Suffice it to say, it is a good thing I didn't have the internet when I was a horny high school gay boy.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
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Monday, July 13, 2009
Fuck Ryan Seacrest
I'm all for people making a decent living. And, I know that Fox Television and the producers of American Idol make a mint off of the highly rated television show. But why, why, WHY does Ryan Seacrest get $45 million for the next three seasons of Idol? It's not even his only job! And he doesn't do it all year long.
Am I jealous? Of course I am. But the fact is, I work my ass off all year long for less than 1 tenth of 1 percent of what he makes for working a summer job.
So fuck Ryan Seacrest, fuck American Idol, fuck the whole god damned capitalist system that creates massive amounts of wealth for a few lucky chosen people, while leaving the vast majority of hard working people to scrape together whatever pathetic living they can.
And fuck Simon Cowell too, because he is an asshole no matter what his salary is.
Am I jealous? Of course I am. But the fact is, I work my ass off all year long for less than 1 tenth of 1 percent of what he makes for working a summer job.
So fuck Ryan Seacrest, fuck American Idol, fuck the whole god damned capitalist system that creates massive amounts of wealth for a few lucky chosen people, while leaving the vast majority of hard working people to scrape together whatever pathetic living they can.
And fuck Simon Cowell too, because he is an asshole no matter what his salary is.
The Hardest Part Of Any Workout Routine
I started my current work out regimine a week ago today. I've probably been at it a little too hard (5 miles a day on the stationary bike, plus some pretty strenuous upper-body and abdominal work).
None of that has been particularly difficult to keep up with, but today begins the toughest element of my plan: the off day.
I know, or I have read, that the body needs time to recover if you are going to experience any real results, so the off day is as important as any other in a regimine. But when I am working out, I feel like I am doing something that helps me make progress toward a goal. When I am not working out, I feel like I am wasting time. Worse than that, when I have gone a day or two without working out in the past, it has usually resulted in me falling off the fitness wagon altogether.
I want to stay focused, stick with my plan, and achieve results. I am taking the day off from working my muscles. I just hope I can pick back up tomorrow and carry on with the plan.
None of that has been particularly difficult to keep up with, but today begins the toughest element of my plan: the off day.
I know, or I have read, that the body needs time to recover if you are going to experience any real results, so the off day is as important as any other in a regimine. But when I am working out, I feel like I am doing something that helps me make progress toward a goal. When I am not working out, I feel like I am wasting time. Worse than that, when I have gone a day or two without working out in the past, it has usually resulted in me falling off the fitness wagon altogether.
I want to stay focused, stick with my plan, and achieve results. I am taking the day off from working my muscles. I just hope I can pick back up tomorrow and carry on with the plan.
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